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in the year 2525:
so said the lighthouse keeper: "i'm a neandertal-man" on that bridge over troubled water. there in zaire, in zaire where i saw the crocodile walk, right there i heard it through the grapevine; these wonderful tubular bells. but: no milk today!
as he approached i shouted out: "hey joe, take five" while an albatros sat there like a bird on the wire. we observed o sole mio till nowhere man arrived with his heavy horses. his wife suzanne, she wore blue velvet with amazing grace carried some pictures of an exhibition as they crossed the rivers of babylon. i acclaimed them with "you are so beautiful".
later, at alices restaurant as we sat on ivory and ebony near the road to hell we examined those pictures of lily. we had a certain break on through after we found that traces of jambalaya and mandala.
after some sex and drugs and rock&roll and cocaine we discussed the ballad of sacco and vanzetti. but the orinoco flow caused by this green, green grass of home has killing me softly, and i fell asleep at heavens gate.
"what shall we do with the drunken saylor" she asked, while i dreamed of loves divine, love me tender and safe your kisses for me.
after i recovered i recited wem heit net schlecht is and begged for gimme shelter. she unbreak my heart and i murmured "hold on tight, i will pay back when i'm sixtyfour". "you are my sunshine, lady in black".
some time later xanadu and his wife appeared, they sang the immigrant song. and guantanamera laughed at me: "don't eat the yellow snow, bobby brown"! while i tried to hum who by fire, ha-ha, said the clown, out from his camouflage; i quickly assumed there's a man in the woods!
at last my wife maria said: "carry on, my friend jack, we are leaving on a jet plane. your papa was a rolling stone, i'm loving you, therefore don't drive my car".
the end

can you hear all those songs inside your skull? if so, you're either roughly as old as i am or you are very interested in elder songs...







_{if you can't remember, those singers (groups) i've had in mind:
zager&evans, klaatu, hotlegs, simon&garfunkel, johnny wakelin, john mayall&the bluesbrakers, creedence clearwater revival, mike oldfield, herman's hermits, jimi hendrix, dave brubeck, fleetwood mac, leonard cohen, mario lanza, the beatles, jethro tull, leonard cohen, bobby vinton, joan baez, tomita, boney m., joe cocker, arlo guthrie, paul mcCartney&stevie wonder, chris rea, the who, the doors, hank williams, sally oldfield, ian dury, j. j. cale, joan baez, enya, tom jones, roberta flack, rogue wave, pete seeger, seal, elvis presley, brotherhood of man, wolfgang ambros, rolling stones, toni braxton, electric light orchestra, the beatles, tony sheridan, uriah heep, olivia newton-john, led zeppelin, trini lopez, frank zappa, frank zappa, leonard cohen, manfred mann, stan ridgway, andy fisher, santana, j. j. cale, manfred mann, john denver, the temptations, phil collins, status quo, the doors, seal.}